The Irish have produced some of the best drinking songs ever written.  Characterized by their catchy melodies, comical lyrics, and their tendency toward tragic endings; a good night of pub-singing is a communal activity with much crowd interaction and participation.  The following is a list of my top nine Irish Drinking Songs, in no particular order.  Why nine?  If you must ask, perhaps you need to learn more about the Irish.

1- Beer, Beer, Beer

            This is a straight forward song in praise of the fictionalized inventor of beer, Charlie Mopps.  The name is meant to rhyme with barley and hops. The lyrics mostly describe how beer is made, where it is sold and how much better life is now that it has been invented.  As far as creativity is concerned, lyrically this song is not the best.  But it’s a great sing along tune the best thing about this song is its catchiness for group singing.

2- Waxies Dargle

            The singer tells us of his woman and his friend’s woman going about trying to get money in order to go to the “Waxies Dargle,” a popular vacation spot on the bank of the River Dargle.  Like so many other Irish drinking songs, the two women go about selling personal possessions, even some belonging to the singer himself in order to afford drinking money.  The catchy hooks ends each round with the words "What'll ye have? Will ye have a pint? I'll have a pint with you, sir. And if one of us doesn't order soon we'll be thrown out of the boozer.”

3- Whiskey You’re the Devil

            A bit of a counterpart to “Whisky in the Jar,” this song is about the hazards of drinking heavy spirits.  “Whiskey You’re the Devil” contains one of the wittiest verses in Irish drinking music; “Said the mother ‘Do not wrong me.  Don’t take me daughter from me.  For if you do I will torment you and after death, me ghost will haunt you.’”  The chorus of this tune is the kind that just urges one to sing along.

4- Finnegan’s Wake

            Tim Finnegan was a construction worker who had a bit of a drinking problem.  He had a drink every morning before going to work.  One day he had a bit too much and fell off a ladder and broke his skull.  After everyone arrived at his wake, Finnegan’s widow served lunch followed by whisky punch.  In short order some one said the wrong thing to another and a fight breaks out.  Bottles of whisky are hurled through the air until the liquor platters over Tim’s corps.  The whiskey magically revives him.  Tim Finnegan stands up from the bed cursing the waste of good liquor and asking if they really thought he was dead.

5- All For Me Grog

            Grog is a combination of liquors popular especially amongst sailors in the 18^th and 19^th centuries.  Essentially it was a mixture of whatever was left over.  The lyrics of this song tell us of what appears to be a pirate coming ashore with his plunder.  He spends all his money on wild nights with gin drinking women.  The poor fellow parties his way through several days until he is “sick in the head” and “full of pains and aches.”  He eventually sells everything from his boots to his shirt for money to buy beer and tobacco and decides to head back out to sea in order to get away from all the trouble he has caused for himself in port.

6- Jug of Punch
            Whiskey Punch is made with sugar, lemon, and water … and of course whisky.  This song begins with a man sitting peacefully in his room.  Before long he is overcome with the desire to go out and have a drink.  We next meet him in the pub with a “pretty wench” on his knee, but before long he finds himself in a bad way.  The song traditionally ends with the singer proclaiming that upon his death; “just lay me down in my native peat with a jug of punch at my head and feet.”

7- Dicey Riley

            One of the catchiest tunes in the Irish Drinking repertoire; Dicey Riley is about one hard drinking woman.  She starts each day with a few drinks and continues on throughout the rest of the day.  Each night she closes down the pubs, trashed and if she doesn’t have a friend to see her safely home she’ll sleep off her drink on a local park bench, only to do it all again the next day.

8- Whiskey in the Jar

            Perhaps one of the most over played Irish drinking tunes, this one is a standard that has even been performed by the heavy metal band Metallica.  The song is really about a robbery.  The singer tells how he encounters one Captain Farrell in the mountains and demands his money at the point of pistol and rapier.  He is eventually betrayed by his beloved Jenny, arrested and taken away by the very same Captain Farrell.

9- The Wild Rover

            Actually a song written for the Temperance Movement, it is ironic that this song has been so lovingly embraced as a drinking tune.  Simply put, the song is about a roving man who has decided to repent of his rambling and drinking ways.  Along with “Whiskey in the Jar,” “The Wild Rover” is one of the most well known Irish drinking songs, so when it is played it is sure to get some crowd interaction.

"Whisky You're the Devil" by The Clancy Brothers